Birthday Contract for My Bubu

  1. By accepting, you agree to be loved unconditionally 24/7/365
  2. You consent to endless cuddle sessions (minimum 20 hours daily)
  3. You surrender all rights to personal space until further notice
  4. You acknowledge that your smile is my favorite birthday decoration
  5. You accept mandatory morning kisses (even with morning breath)
  6. You agree I'm legally entitled to 20 birthday kisses (non-negotiable)
  7. You forfeit the right to resist surprise romantic gestures
  8. You permit me to stare at you adoringly for 20-minute intervals
  9. You consent to being called "Birthday Princess" all day
  10. You agree all desserts must be shared (but you get the first bite)
  11. You accept that "I love you" must be said 20 times today
  12. You surrender rights to deny cheesy compliments
  13. You agree to dance with me whenever our song plays
  14. You consent to being spoiled rotten for 24 hours straight
  15. You accept that my hands will find yours at all possible moments
  16. You agree to laugh at my jokes (even the terrible ones)
  17. You permit unlimited PDA privileges for the birthday girl
  18. You consent to midnight birthday wishes with proper cuddling
  19. You agree this contract renews automatically every year
  20. Most importantly, you accept that YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME ❤️